does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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