Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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