he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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