I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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