could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
