It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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