They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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