Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I think a kid would responsible me up
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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