you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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