I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
People in love make me want to vomit
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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