I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
and you said cock pushups were impossible
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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