if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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