i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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