VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
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11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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