just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i barfeds in our rink
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I think your dad took our porno
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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