I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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The beer is more important than you right now.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
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I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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