It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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