You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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