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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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