Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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