She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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