Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
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Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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