I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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