Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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