There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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