what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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