Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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