hell yes lets make some ravioli
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I just googled if crying burns calories
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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