i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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