been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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