Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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