Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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