hotel room ftw
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
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Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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