at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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