I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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