I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
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if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize