You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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