I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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