so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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