how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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