Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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