Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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