"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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