I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
We have started to decorate penises.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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