My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
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Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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