We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
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I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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