You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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