She's JV to your varsity
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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