I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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