Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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