Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
accomplished twins. life is a go
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
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You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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