i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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