Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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